You Work for Me
I can't believe you bought me flowers and then confessed your love to me. Are you delusional or something? You are so far beneath me we could never have a relationship. If you want to be in my life at all and even be near me then you are going to start literally working for me. You see I'm a bank manager and I'll hire you on and be your real life boss. You'll work for me 80 hours a week UNPAID with your entire paycheck going to me instead. I'll boss you around at work all day and when you're not at work you'll be my little bitch boy at home.