You Hit On Me? Ha-ha!
Have you ever thought what would happen if you ever got the guts to hit on me? You would never even think to actually try to pick up a girl like me because you know how pathetic you are and you obviously see how hot I am and you know it would be pointless. But just for fun let's examine what it would look like I think it would be fun just to reject you anyway. I bet it's been years since you have even tried to hit on a girl you probably have some really cheesy pick up line like 's handy that I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out.” OMG it so lame just like you. I would probably pour my drink on your face and make you buy me another one before I push you away. Oh it hurts your feeling so much, well good, loser. You need to be put in your place. You are such a loser they don't even let people like you in to places I hang out. I think I want you to come to a club and hit on me just so I can embarrass you in public LOL.