American Mean Girls

You are smart so you know I wouldn't try to trick you at all. This is actually good advice to help you prepare for any stock market crash or disaster or even a zombie apocolipse. You need to train to trust yourself and learn how to rebuild from nothing. So this is my technique for you to use. Cash out everything you own and give it to me so you can practice living under a bridge. Then you will learn the skills how to survive and rebuild your finances. You trust me right...I don't think your stupid at all, haha!