Spit On A Pig
Real simple, I am just spitting right in the face of this idiot after he rode a bus like 8 hours to get here and gave me all his money. LOL. My girlfriend behind the camera can't believe that this sh**tt is real as she films and laughs. And just to make it even more entertaining for her, I mix it up a bit and start slapping the pig right across the face. My friend can't believe I can treat someone like this and they still worship me.
-Princess Cindi