So Desperate To Be In My Life
You are seriously unworthy of me. You are SO unworthy of me- its not even funny. In fact, you know what I'm going to do with you, since you are so fucking inferior to me, yet "sooo" desperate to still be in my life? I am going to have you shrunk down and stored inside my shoe. So you will get to be with me WHEREVER I go from now on! isn't that GREAT?? I have a great new shrinking potion that will do the trick.
Even when I am out on a date with my hot boyfriend- YOU will be down there, deeep down inside the toe of my pointy-toed pumps! You will probably be trying desperately just to kiss the tips of my toes as my foot kicks back and forth under the table while I talk with my man...LOL! (of course, my man won't even know you are in there- only I will! Nobody will know but ME!)
Or maybe as I am out jogging- I can stuff you down into the toe of one of my sweaty gym socks before I put my old, well-worn running shoes on! OMG...the SMELL you will have to endure...that will be awesome! I am just picturing you getting SO dizzy as I am running- that will just motivate me to run even LONGER! LOL I'm so mean...
And the best part? This potion not only makes you like an INCH tall, but it also makes you practically indestructible! So no matter HOW much I abuse you, no matter HOW much you suffer- you practically canNOT ! So like if you are just in AGONY and suffocating down in my hot, sweaty shoe with like NO oxygen for HOURS while I am out on my date- you will totally FEEL like you are suffoc8ing the WHOLE time- but you WON'T dye! Or if you accidentally slide under my foot inside my shoe and are getting stepped on by my FULL "GIANTESS" weight with each step I take- I don't even have to worry about it! You will FEEL like your bones are being literally CRUSHED over and over with each step I take- but you just won't be able to dye- even though you may WANT to! LOL!
OMG this is going to be great. Maybe I will just superglue you to theHARD, FLAT SOLE of one of my hottest pairs of Louboutin stilettos! Then each step I take will REALLY be BONE-CRUSHINGLY painful for you! Haha!
Oh, but I wouldn't want them to be uneven...oh, I know! I will make your ugly WIFE drink the potion too! And then I will have a perfect matching pair! LOL! Every step I take in those shoes will be pure AGONY for BOTH of you, and pure sadistic ENTERTAINMENT for ME! Hmmm...maybe I will even show off to my friends when I wear those designer heels out to the clubs- just to impress them and give them a good laugh, toward the end of the night (probably after a few drinks lol) I will lift up my shoes and show them the "loser couple" that I have been literally "walking all over" all night long!
-Goddess Randi