Slaves Don't Get Rest
OMG!!!! I fucking walked up to the patio at the Mean Girl Desert Compound looking for one of our slaves and couldn't believe my freaking eyes... Our wrinkly old sack of turds slave was in our hot tub! WTF?!?!?!?! Has this lunatic completely lost its mind? Like I knew it was senile and old as dirt but this mom fucker has lost it's mind completely!
I asked it what it thinks it's doing and it actually had the balls answer, "relaxing!" Wow! LOL! Slaves don't ever get to relax unless they are squeezed into their 3 sizes too small cage where they belong.
Well since it had the balls to climb into our hot tub and contaminate our perfect water that is priceless because our perfect Princess and Goddess bodies lounge in here butt ass naked... I will fix those balls right up.
I hear water makes electricity like deeaadly and stuff and I just so happen to have this awesome new ball shocker that is made for stubborn slaves and says waterproof. But you know we tested that "waterproofness" out on a slave at the manor and the slave in water with the shocker maxed out on 21, almost shat itself. LOL! I'd say almost shat its pants but you know these freaks are never allowed to wear pants around us.
Anyways back to this dinosaur fart imbecile and how extremely pissed off I am. I made it strap on this super duper strong ball shocker and told it to get back in the water and relax, like it obviously thinks is ok. it already destroyed this water anyways so I may as well have fun destroying its wrinkly excuse for testicles.
LOL! I didn't even allow this ass hat to fully get back in the water when shocked it so hard I thought it was going to have a fracking heart attack. Hahaha That would actually be hilarious!!!
This geezer freak learned really fast that the new ball shocker and water together are beyond brutal! Perfect cause its beyond brutal dealing with this retarded old male.
So long story short I shocked this loser over and over and then Goddess Platinum heard all the commotion and decided to come watch and laugh. Platinum also could not believe the audacity of this little bitch.
I then continued shocking it. It even choked on water a bunch of times. We were really hoping it would just drowwwn but we couldn't be the lucky. Hahaha!
I needed to make sure this disobedient piece of trash got it through its thick skull that this entire patio is off limits unless it is instructed by one of us to be up here.
When this old tard couldn't take anymore it asked if it could get out... I replied, "I don't know, can you?" Lol!!!!!! So it was trying to get out of OUR HOT TUB and you know exactly what I did, I just kept on electrifying its dangly, gross, old, dusty, never been touched by a real women nuggets!
It finally managed to get out onto the deck and I really wanted to ensure that it truly gets it and understands the rules, because next time it will drowwwwn... So I shocked it until I was completely satisfied it won't forget, but if it ever does...
Prince$$ Mya ;)