American Mean Girls

Take a look at each part of my sexy body! My legs, my ass, my boobs and the rest. Does your wife deserve a credit card or do I? Seriously, why are you sending me amazon gift cards when you could just tell your credit card company to add my name to your account and send me a card.

These shoes aren't going to buy themselves... and I know you want a special relationship with me! If I am this hot then you should strive to be a better pay pig. You need to be higher up on my list of pathetic, financially dominated losers than this. I don't care if you have a $1500 limit or a black AMEX account. You should take another slow, long look at this premium body of mine and make a commitment to me and my shoe fund.

Goddess Raven Bay