Self-Isolation Smoke-Out
My God does this pandemic mess make the world a completely different place. Instead of being able to do what I want, when I want, at the expense of the little loser people who know they exist to cater to My whims and wants. I actually have to limit Myself from seeing people I'd prefer to see, and refrain from interacting with those I'd prefer to be around, just because of the danger the world presents at the moment. So what am I to do? I am SOOOOOOOOoooo Fucking Bored! Well, maybe the best plan is no plan at all. I drag My loser slave over to a small tree-fort cabin a short way from the Mean Girl Mountain Retreat, and decide to light a pre-roll as I figure out what to do with another lazy afternoon in My chilly isolated location.
As the naked loser shivers in the cold, I verbally assault and berate the thing, telling it how awful it is and how much I regret not having gone elsewhere when this mess of a virus thing started... as it tries to pathetically apologize, I spit My ice cold Red Bull over it's neck and back and laugh more as it frigidly tries to shake off the additional cold I just poured over it for the luls...
From there I generally ignore the stupid fuck and use it's mouth as an ashtray, spittoon, and even a garbage disposal to suck all the mud, rocks and dirt off of My perfect camouflage high heels.... HAHAHAHA.... get the clip and see how stupidly pathetic I make this little piece of garbage behave to be in My presence.... it crawls around in the dirt and mud in 30 degree temperatures only to be laughed at, spit on, made to eat dirt, and swallow the butt of My jooint...... Bwahahahaha.... you wish you were so lucky loser...
Hmmmm just wait till you see all the creative ways I decide to waste time while having fun with my lil pet slave. I came up with so many ideas once I got done smoking this whacky tabacy. LOL!!!
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