American Mean Girls

I've noticed the way you look at me. I can tell that you want to ask me out but you're too nervous. Well just go ahead and do it. It's better than staring creepily and what's the worst that can happen? Actually I'm pretty sure the worst is actually going to happen. I could just say no, but that's not much fun. I'll probably laugh at you when I do it. But I think the most fun thing I could do is actually say yes. I'm going to stand you up. You're going to wait all night in front of the restaurant until it slowly dawns on you that I'm not coming and I'd never date you.