American Mean Girls

Hi, I'm back from college for the summer. The classes are so hard, but I'm learning so much about the brain it is just mind-blowing! Yeah, I finally decided on a major in psychology. It's fascinating. I can tell what you're thinking just by the way you move your eyes. Like just now you were looking at my feet then looked away real fast. That means you are sexually attracted to my feet but feel guilty about it and you don't want me to know. I know it makes you uncomfortable to even talk about it... but too bad because I'm already in your head. I can control you in way you never thought possible. Oh this summer is going to be so much fun!