American Mean Girls

I know you slaves want to spend as much money as possible on me, but I also know that you're pretty stupid. You don't know how to stick to or even create a budget. Now I am going to go through all of your bills and find out exactly where you're wasting money, that could better be spent on me. Believe me I will make sure every dime is accounted for. Wouldn't want to miss anything that could be going towards your princess. And don't worry I might let you keep some necessities or I might just leave you begging for spare change in streets. Haha.

Princess Bella