American Mean Girls

lets talk about how badly I am going to verbally rip you to shreds. I am about to tell you how I really feel about your little tiny penis. Shrimp dicks like you have only one way to please me and that is to take me shopping while I laugh at you. I will literally tell all the sales girls why you are shopping with me. I might even grab the intercom in the store and announce that the only reason I am with you is so that you and your tiny excuse for a penis can buy me stuff. Stepping on your one inch clit would be the only way I would even touch it, haha! I think we need to go to a store where they sell magnifying glasses and tweezers and explain to all the girls why we are buying them, haha!

-Princess Beverly