American Mean Girls

I want you to email me and beg me to go to dinner with me. But you will not just be going to an ordinary dinner. I will humiliate you in public and treat you like a total loser for all to see. I have some plans on all the ways I will degrade you and use you in a fancy restaurant. I am going to make sure you are a made a public spectacle and you will be forever known as a pathetic loser. Everyone will laugh at you. The more I tell you about what I want to do to you, the more you will be stroking and hanging on every word just hoping that I will go on and on about your upcoming destruction and public humilation.

-Princess Beverly