One Night Under Paris
Oh my god. This loser was lying in My chair, so I pretended like it wasn't even there and sat right on its ugly face while I texted my friends. The pathetic idiot couldn't hold his breath long enough for Me to send even one text. How sad is that? I had to keep popping up so it could breath. Like, why should it be allowed any of MY oxygen? I shouldn't have to be disturbed. So I texted My friend about how I smothered it with my ass. OMG. it squirmed so much I had to let it up. I turned around and shoved its nose in my sweaty crotch. The subhuman seat still couldn't hold its breath! Can you believe it actually started complaining? So I slammed My ass down on it HARD to it shut up and put all My weight on it until it had to gasp for air between My cheeks. LOL Whatever. it deserved it. Learn how to breath, moron. Oh my gaaaawwd!