My Gringo Inheritance Bitch
I am absolutely RICH. I married some old white guy for his money and when he croaked- I inherited it ALL! Like I EVER "loved" him...LOL! The way his poor kidds cried as I strutted up to to the front of the room to collect My "winnings" at the reading of the will. It cracked Me up. After I signed the paperwork I literally laughed in their faces about Me getting EVERYTHING and them getting NOTHING. I even TOLD them that that old gringo meant NOTHING to me! Too bad there was nothing they could do about it at that point.
Anyway, now that I have all his money after putting up with that old gringo's BS for those whole 6 months until he FINALLY croaked at age 98…guess what? I want a WHITE GRINGO MALE to be My BITCH. That's right. And since YOU were that old goat's GRANDDSON, YOU are the perfect candidate to be "hired" as MY white, American male MAID.
I could tell you were obsessed with Me too anyway. They way you practically THREW yourself at My feet to clean off my shoe when I dropped a deviled egg onMy black pumps at the wake. OMG…SO pathetic. And OBVIOUS. Bad move. Didn't you realize that was a TEST? What a fool you are. You don't think I saw you staring at Me and dropped that egg on PURPOSE?? I knew you'd come running over and clean it off for Me. Your entire family was staring at you in disgust as you practically shined My shoes with your cocktail napkin…but I knew at that point you were going to be My BITCH- just like your old goat gringo of a grampa. And just to make SURE I was right - and to truly humiliate you in front of your entire family at the wake - I sloooowly poured My martini on your head as you knelt down there at My feet, cleaning My pumps. It must have taken Me 30 seconds or more to pour the whole thing out because I wanted to drag it out to make sure EVERYONE saw Me PURPOSELY doing it with a big, wicked smile on My face. When you didn't even move, I knew you were MINE. So I snappedMy fingers and ordered you to "shine em up good now" using the alcohol I just poured on you and your nice, expensive silk tie!
Anyway, guess how much I'm going to pay you to work for Me? Nada! HAHA! That's right- NOTHING! Oh, maybe I'll give you a dollar a day or something so you can eat. But you are going to work like a SLAVE for ME from now on- IF you ever want to MAYBE see ANY of that inheritance money someday. Now let Me walk you through the kitchen where you will be working for Me and explain to you your new duties as a 24/7 SERVANT for ME- a NEWLY RICH, abusive, DOMINANT - and BEAUTIFUL - Mexican woman!