American Mean Girls

How do I make the MOST money off of you- by chaining you up helpless in my basement and TORTURING you on a DAILY basis. The worst torture imaginable. There would be nothing "safe, sane, or consensual" here! And I would do it to you over, and over, and over again- and film it ALL for my fans to watch. (and PAY for it, of course!) I have some loser in the UK that wants to apply already, but he's full of sh*tt basically. Anyone else want to apply? It would involve liquefying and turning over ALL your assets first, of course. I mean if you are going to become my "cash cow" and my PROPERTY...I will own everything YOU own! And then MY "cash cows" get BEATEN! Haha.