American Mean Girls

Goddess Nina has a special treat for her slave today. He hasn't been fed anything (anything nutritious at least) in three days now. I mean we dump stuff down his loser throat all the time, but today he's got an actual meal. A nice, big healthy bowl of salad. Well not really a bowl, because we ARE the Mean Girls. he gets to eat, but he can eat the lettuce off Nina's heel and right off the floor. He doesn't seem to like his greens. They are too 'dry'. Goddess Nina has just the patented, special 'dressing' to fix her slave's meal right up. Glob after glob of spit right on the messy salad. Well it sure isn't dry anymore. Isn't she such a kind goddess?