Lifespan of a Human Ashtray (HD)
You have been serving Me as My human ashtray for sooo long now...how long has it been? A year now? Eating every ash and cigarette butt My friends and I discard over that time, having cigarettes put out on you like you are nothing to Us. (Because you AREN'T. LOL. You are just an object for Us to USE!) Wow, how many cigarettes you have consumed just for My convenience and entertainment? It must be like 10 or 15 a DAY...at LEAST.
I wonder what the lifespan of a human ashtray is anyway? Because I have to tell you ash-boy, you aren't looking so good these days. Looks like you don't have much longer to go. I mean, I'm SURE that a steady diet of ash and cigarette butts CAN'T be good for you...but I don't really care, to be honest. You are EASILY replaceable. And I will enjoy this little experiment just to see how much longer you last!
And in the end you will just be buried in the backyard with all the other disposed-of slaves that didn't make it. (Such good fertilizer you slaves make! LOL!) Time to light up another cigarette...open up, bitch! Its your PURPOSE in LIFE- however long that lasts.