American Mean Girls

Remember last week when I was just a random new neighbor next door. That was until you saw me in my black shiny leggings and came running over and fell to your knees at my feet. You were so pathetic. Yo begged me and my shiny leggings to take over your life and enslave you. At first, I thought you were lying so I asked you to fork over all the cash in your wallet. And after you handed it over immediately you thanked me and begged me to take everything you had. Now here I am in your house I own your car, your house, your bank accounts Everything, haha! Enjoy your stroke time I allow you and enjoy the view on my black shiny leggings that keep you enslaved. -Goddess Rodea