American Mean Girls

Males are preprogrammed to strive to please women. It's just natural. Especially women like ME- SUPERIOR women that are just physically FLAWLESS and we KNOW it. And you've never had a chance to feel useful to a woman as beautiful as ME, have you? Well now you do. And keep in mind that paying me isn't some great "sacrifice" on YOUR part, loser. I am doing you a FAVOR by ALLOWING you to pay me! I'm allowing you to feel like more of man than you could ever feel any other way. Isn't that ironic? That you have to become MY SLAVE to finally feel like a man?! Who would've thought a loser like you could actually attain anything worthwhile in life? Well, now you actually can. And I'll tell you exactly how...