I Make The Rules Now, Daddy
I can’t believe you daddy, lost your job again at the factory...gawd you are such a loser. Then you ask me to do house chores because you had to fire the maid. Will that’s not going to happen, daddy. How much did that stupid job of yours pay anyway? Oh that’s like nothing. I make more money than that on the internet as an Instagram model. Seriously, all I do is take 1 stupid selfie a day- and I make more $$$ than you did working a fulltime job anyway! Welcome to the new economy! LOL.
Well dad this is how it’s going to be. I’m going to be paying all the bills now and you have to do what I say. Isn’t that the line you always gave me all these years? "He who has the gold makes the rules...My house My rules” and all that bullshit.
Well I pay the mortgage now so its MY house! You can start right now by bowing down and kissing my feet. YES, SERIOUSLY! Do you want to be kicked out of the house?? Mom too. I’m in charge of this family now and what I say goes. Now you can start by cleaning my room and then making me dinner. Wear that silly apron too while you do it. Then you can go to bed whenever I tell you to.
And there will be a few other changes around here from now on..