Flats From Leg Worshipers
This is me trying on boxes and boxes of flats for foot losers.
Hey, Why do my fans send me flats, I guess you want to lick the dirt off the bottom of the shoes I kick around in and wear for long period of time to get them extra dirty, huh? Maybe you actually like sexy high heels better but you acknowledge that you are not even worthy to enjoy licking a high heel so you resign to the fact that you have to worship my boring old flats.
Well here is what I think of you and these boring flats you send me. I will do you the favor of seeing me wear the ugly ones for about 5 seconds. The cute ones I might actually wear. But you might want to buy the ugly ones back from me, after all I did have my foot in them for 5 seconds. That should be enough for you to build a monument to me in your bedroom. You can put up print out posters of me next to then and pray to me everyday.
- Princess Cindi