American Mean Girls

I look so sweet and pretty in my sparkly little dress. I am a princess- and as such, I need pathetic slaves that will kneel at my FEET as I smoke my cigarette. I make my newest slave sit there with his tongue out as I list all the ways that I am going to make his dreams come true by letting him have the PRIVILEGE of serving me. He knows he will be eating all my ashes, but I dont think he knew he would be eating a cigarette butt too, lol! I made sure and give him a nice, hot cherry to burn into his tongue a reminder of how little I care about his pathetic, inferior life.

-Princess Cindi