Drowning For A Date
Two women with GREAT bodies are wearing bikinis at a pool party. Two losers approach them and hit on them. They are appalled and laugh, then whisper a plan to each other. They tell the losers that whoever can hold their breath the longest can go out with BOTH of them.
The two girls hold the two males underwater with their legs. While the boys are underwater, the girls talk about shopping, gossip, tv, etc. They also laugh while the boys are underwater that they aren't going out with EITHER of them even if they hold their breathe FOREVER and drownn! The girls even see bubbles, and they don't let the boys up and keep ignoring them longer. SO they either drown or get rejected and laughed at- their choice! (Whether they know it or not!)