Dirty Feet Are More Fun
I don't care how much you say you love your girlfriend I want you to break up with her for my dirty feet. Don't misunderstand me this doesn't mean I care about you or want to date you for myself. I just want every little bit of what you do have to offer going to me and my dirty feet. I'm still going to treat you like a worthless slave but I'm sure you'd rather kiss my dirty feet then your girlfriend's lips anyway