Blackmailed By Your Secretary
As your personal secretary I know everything about you. I know the things you don't want your wife to know and the things you hide from your boss. Yes, I know all about the trips to the Thai massage parlor and the dominatrix you see on a weekly basis. I have access to all your email and contacts and could ruin you with the push of a button. Basically I have you by the balls! And unfortunately for you I just found out you gave HR a bad report on my performance review. I'm so pissed off at you right now!