51 Kicks In The Balls
Awe, it's your 50th Birthday... and you want to spend it with me? Well if you want to spend time with a mean girl at Mean Girl Manor then you deserve this gift I am going to give you, LOL. It's 50 massive kicks to the balls plus maybe 1 for good luck! Oh... and don't expect me to take it easy on the first 30 or so just because there is gonna be 50 kicks. I need to give you a few of each technique, Kicks from the front, Kicks holding your leash, kicks with a running start and, oh yea... Kicks on your knees, LOL. How does it feel knowing you lived 50 years on this planet and your finest moment is being immortalized on film, thanking me each time I kick you in the nuts! Your life is being destroyed at the same time I am destroying your balls.
-Princess Cindi