American Mean Girls

I just wanna say Thank You to Empress Jennifer! :) This is what I call an appropriate introduction to you losers. If you want to meet me you can expect to start with begging to lick the dirt off the bottom of my shoes. But I need a little more than that to test your level of pathetic devotion. My shoes were once "red bottoms" but some of the red color has worn off.   Maybe - just MAYBE - if you lick until your tongue is tattered and raw, perhaps the "red stuff" that leaks out of your tongue will make them red again!  Haha.  Show your willingness to SACRIFICE for me- and MAYBE I will consider you worthy or the next level of humiliating servitude.

-Goddess Farrah