Skylar's Human Wallet
So I am going on a hot date tonight with my Alpha boyfriend. But first, I decided to stop by to make a "withdrawal" from my idiot human ATM before meeting my real man though. I can basically treat this fat lard like garbage and take as much $$$ from him as I want- and he just lets me walk all over him. I love it. And me n my man love getting our dates paid for by losers!! (My BF couldn't believe it when I first told him that I literally own a "human ATM"!)
Watch how bad I treat this fat fuck- and he STILL pays me! I literally make him count his money - MY $$$!!! - out at my feet and BEG ME to take it!! Then he has to kneel there with his wallet in his mouth like a FOOL while I rest my arm on him and make a phonecall to my boyfriend and discuss our plans for the evening. And yes, I TELL my man about what an idiot I think this fat-fuck is for paying for our date- while he is right there listening to every word! I don't give a fuck.
Me n my BF are literally LAUGHING OUT LOUD over the phone with each other about how pathetic this old man is for letting himself be USED like this by a hot, young "power couple" like us- just so his pathetic ass can be allowed the "privilege" of bowing down and kissing my cute little feet for a few minutes...until I casually kick his face away and walk out the door with all his money!!
But I leave him with a little hope...because if me n my man get druunnk enough, we may even call him from our dinner table to laugh at him while we are spending his money!
-Princess Skylar