Human Ashtray Because We Can
My cousin Tina and I are sitting out on the deck having a Smoke. I snap my fingers, and my bitch slave comes scurrying over to light our cigarettes. She asks me where the ashtray is- and I just point right at this loser's fucking face kneeling in front of us and laugh. Tina can't believe we can actually just ash right into this bitch's mouth! But after she sees me do it, she can't wait to try! She laughs her ass off as she dumps her ashes into its open, waiting mouth.
We even take turns burning it with our lit cigarettes! I laugh that I can literally do anything I want to this loser just because he is so fucking OBSESSED with me. And to prove my point (and kinda show off in front of my cousin) I literally stub my lit cigarette out on this fucking loser's tongue and casually toss my cigarette butt into his mouth for him to "dispose of" like it is nothing.
Tina can't believe all the uses we can have for these pathetic fucking slaves!
-Princess Carmela