Fetch Your Fuckover
I’ve been fucking over a lot of guys from different walks of life it's kind of like a hobby to me. I just enjoy watching a man descend into the abyss and ruin his life. It's how I get my kicks. Today’s fuck over it going to be extra fun because we are going to get creative. I'm making you be my dog and you’re going to ruin your life doggie style. Starting right now! I want you to start acting like a dog for the rest of your life. And to prove it, the first thing I want you to do is pee on your boss's foot like an animal. Next I want you to lick your wife’s face and bark at her. It’s only a matter of time before she's had enough and divorces you. Next I want you to go out with your buddies and while you’re at the bar eat dog food out of a dog bowl and drink out of a dog bowl too. And for everyone you talk to? You can only bark at them. If anybody cares about you they will probably put you in a mental ins5itution but I doubt anybody will.