Dirt Eating Boot Licker
Get in here you boot licker. Get on your knees and take a look at these boots on us. I bet you would love to kiss them right now but they are way too clean... Yup, we are going to march outside and grind these boots into the dirt while you watch. You will cringe as we stomp and grind as much packed dirt onto them as we can because you know we are going to make you LICK it ALL off! Oh, by the way, we are taking pictures of you doing it too. I want to show EVERYONE that you are such a pathetic little maggot that you will eat thick chunks of dirt off the bottom of our boots! haha
-Princess Bella and Goddess Rodea