American Mean Girls

Are you enjoying Corner Time? Well, you keep kneeling right there while I get ready for my hot date. I am so glad you bought me dresses and lingerie to wear. It's not like you will ever see them on me...I'll save then for someone that really turns me on. But you can pay for our date as usual. Oh, and since I know you get turned on thinking of me with another man...I decided to really rub it in. I am going out with a hot girl tonight instead of a man. Yup, I am turning lezbo. I think it is because you and your shrimp dick are so pathetic I don't even like guys anymore. Everyone is going to know your so ugly that your wife turned lezbian, haha! The jokes will never end for the rest of your pathetic life!

- Charlotte Stokely